February 2012
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pfefferi:
on a scale of cory to party rock how in the house are you
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wankbankofamerica:
John O’Callaghan walks into the living room where his son looks to be searching for something so he asks, “Hey son, what are you searching for?” His son answers, “I’m looking for-“
John interrupts by screaming, “MISERY, BUT SHE FOUND ME, LYING NAKED ON THE FLOOR,” and rips off his clothes and falls to the ground in a fit of sobs while rolling around whispering, “Stay away,...
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omg new icons i like them!!!!!!!!!
“I’m hilarious” I whisper to myself as I continue making shitty text posts that get 2 notes
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farisbueller:
remember when i asked dominos to put julian casablancas on the pizza box
and they did
all i want in life is an owl
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i’m so sick and so dizzy i almost feel like i’m drunk seriously i cannot walk a straight line
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prettttyodd:
roses are red violets are blue i’m going to fuck you with a rake
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